Thursday, September 22, 2005

Its a bad day to be a motorist

Just an observation but today has been a TERRIBLE day to be a driver and/or pedestrian. Just a brief list of the driving woes Ive heard of today:

-100 mile long traffic jam out of Houston to avoid the hurricane
-A 78 year old women is hit by a truck crossing I-75 in Boone County
-A 17 year old crashes into a car killing himself and the driver in Pike County (the 17 year old had previously murdered his entire family)
-A 5 car pile up in Fulton County after a dumb bitch drove down the wrong side of the road.
-A 3 car pile up on the Mountain parkway after a bunch of rubbernecking retards slam into a car on the side of the road.
-A women is mugged and pushed from her moving car after she picks up a stranger on the side of the road and "drove him around".
-A man drives onto the side walk and accelerates into a crowd of people infront of the Paris Hotel on the Las Vegas strip. One person killed and 13 injured (5 critically). It was later found the man had tried to murder his own mother and was driving her car which he had stolen.

ALL of these events occured today September 22, 2005 and I couldnt make all that shit up if I tried.

Lets analyze this list real quick. Of these 7 things listed the crimes include: 4 counts of murder, 2 counts of attempted murder, 1 count of attempted robbery, an infinite number of assault with a deadly weapon (which is what trying to hit someone with a car is considered in most states), who knows how many DUI's and most of all the head aches of all the people who are stuck in traffic because there is so many morons on the road.

What really strikes me about all this is the shear lunacy of some of these actions. I truly believe some of these people should simply be rounded up and shot in the head; hopefully before they can pass their pathetic genes onto a new generation of retards who have hardly evolved past the ability to walk upright. Many of these actions show such a blatant disregard for human life that it forfits these peoples right to exist on this planet.

What I find even worse is how absolutely stupid some of the other people are. A 78 year old women running across an interstate??? Are you fucking kidding me?!? If shes that stupid to try and attempt that then the world is better off without Grandma-Crusty-Cunt using my social security and breathing my air. The 3 car pile up on the Mountain Parkway bothers me because I regularly drive on that road when my wife and I go hiking. That road is straighter then a meter stick. Blind braindead monkeys could drive down it without ever crossing the lines and yet the fucking yokels of Central and Eastern Kentucky cant figure out the concept of "Eyes on the road, car between the lines." I hope those shit heads who plowed into the stalled car are glad they got to see an accident because now they are lucky enough to be involved in one.

I could go on all night but it hurts my brain to think about how worthless some of these people are to society. With 6 billion (and growing) people on earth Im going to go ahead and put the "No Vacancy" sign out and not feel sorry for people who end up killing themselves due to idiocy or the commision of crimes.

I do truly feel sorry for the people who are innocently hurt by these pieces of shit. The person who died in Vegas while on vacation, the man killed by a doped up teenager who murdered his family, and the people who had their time wasted by these events.

Well Im done ranting for the night. Hopefully the roads get better tomorrow.

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