Farewell WoW

Dear World of Warcraft,

I'm sorry it had to end like this but we both know it's for the best. You're just SO needy and I have neither the time nor the energy to deal with you right now. If you had your way, I'd spend every waking moment with you until my identity was no longer my own. I would cease to be "John" and would simply become "Dagjager" 24-7. When we started this relationship, it was just about you and me....hanging out....having fun....getting to know one another. But now you tell me that I'll never live up to my full potential, unless I hang out in groups with 39 other people doing the same crap day in and day out. No thanks! I already have a job.

I may check in on you from time to time, but for now I think it's best if we just parted ways. Farewell WoW.

Sincerely,
John