Stand aside Xmen, Move over Superman, Here comes....

BIBLEMAN!!!!

Faster then a speeding Jesus, more powerful then speeding Pope-mobile, able to leap past the theory of evolution in a single bound, its Bibleman.

Sent from a distant place (probably heaven, which doesnt really exist) to teach you about a mythical all-powerful being nobody has ever actually seen (who also doesnt exist) Bibleman has come to this world to teach you that if you dont believe in Americanized Evangilical Christian bible thumping he's going to whack you with his light saber.

Wait did I just say LIGHT SABER??? Thats right, the super hero of the all those whacky churchies whacks non-believers with a light saber.

I cant make this stuff up if I tried people. Watch the video in awe and then get your ass to church to repent your sins.

EDIT: I found this just to prove Im not making this up.