Another Teen Smarter Than Me

This one created nuclear fusion in his parent's basement.

I don't' know about you guys, but anytime a teen somewhere in the world does something great (and creating nuclear fusion in your parent's basement is pretty damned great) - I'm always left wondering if he's a typical teen or some type of prodigy. Does he have a myspace page? Is he hyped up on ecstasy and does he think listening to 80s music makes him seem cool and quirky? Does he wear his ballcap slightly sideways and walk around school quoting Dave Chapelle while contemplating how he's going to score his next supply of deuterium gas? Probably.

Well good job Kid. Now here's a nickel. Go buy yourself a used mamogram x-ray machine off ebay for your next big scientific breakthrough.