Speking Of Ass-Kicking Genealogy

My family tree has actually been traced back to someone who came over on The Mayflower (all on one sheet of paper) AND it was done the old school way at the library, long before the internet and Family Tree Maker 2.0.

And speaking of being related to people who kicked major ass...my grandfather's great aunt was one of Lucy Boone's children. Lucy who later married Squire Boone, brother of Daniel Boone. We actually have silverware that belonged to the Boone Family in our family safe. I've indirectly made out with, sharred slobber and licked on the same gravy ladle as THE Daniel Boone!

Oh and I'm only 4 degrees from Kevin Bacon because I went to WKU with TV's Michael Rosenbalm (Lex Luther from Smallville) who, and this is no shit, to this day still puts the moves on my friend Paul's wife. How would you like to be the poor guy who has Lex Luthor hitting on YOUR wife?