Monk-e-Mail

Low brow humor at its finest. Dress up a monkey and have him/her say anything you want. You can record your own audio but what fun is that. The text-to-speech option is where it's at. Stay away from contractions. They get jacked up when spoken. Don't becomes something like "daunt". Here's some particularly crude examples of what one can achieve with said technology:

WARNING: The following pages contain potty language that could draw some very odd stares in an office environment and could result in permanent scarring of children.

A Pimp's Dilemma.
Cyclops Will Hurt You.