Do you not know a pixel shader from the hole in your ass? Probably not. But heres a great little flash application brought to you by the good people at ATI to inform you and bring a little knowledge into that drab, empty space we call your mind.

I LOVE PIXEL SHADERS!!!!

The www.elitecomputers.net page is finally up. It's best viewed at 1024 x 768. If you're viewing it with anything smaller, you have our condolences (and you should come in and let us sell you a new monitor). If your browser doesn't support java or frames, then I'd suggest doing a Windows Update, even though java and frames aren't anything special (like the much loved macromedia flash plug-ins).

For all you Unreal Trounament Fans, the new Demo of UT 2003 has been released.. here's a list of mirrors.

"And the ninjas are all on fire, too".

Sheesh, the only things worse than flaming ninjas are wreckless hamsters

One of the greatest FPS of all times is getting a sequel. The trailer was released yesterday and is already one of the most downloaded files on the internet. If you you own an Xbox this video should make you drool or pee your pants, your pick. This game is on the MUST buy list of video games.

"Halo 2 is a lot like Halo 1, only it's Halo 1 on fire, going 130 miles per hour through a hospital zone, being chased by helicopters and ninjas... And the ninjas are all on fire, too."

- Jason Jones
Bungie Studios