Thursday, November 30, 2006

Christmas ROCKS!!!

I have always been a big fan of Christmas. I love everything from the mall crowds, to the cold weather and the huge meal with the family. Now I know what your probably thinking; "Gordon, as an agnostic Secular Humanist how can you believe in Christmas?" Well Im here to tell you why. So strap in tight geeks and leave your bibles at the door because not a single one of these has anything to do with a screaming, crying, diaper messing (yeah Im pretty sure Jesus shit himself as a newborn), pseudo-mesiah which has this whole planet twisted like a pretzel.

Christmas is an economic machine: So your at the mall when you decide to buy your skank girlfriend of yours that fancy gift she always wanted. Did you just display a great piece of holiday cheer? Well maybe, but I dont really care. Why? Because to me what you did is help drive up the profit of that company which in turn drives up the economy which then inflates my rather well invested 401(K). Every dollar you spend during Christmas is money in MY pocket when its time for me to retire. So spend away you tools of my financial salvation; spend, spend, spend!!!!

Christmas brings down crime rates: Yup, around the holidays violent crimes go down. Murders, rapes and assualts go straight down. Of course crimes against business's go up but that doesnt really bother me because Im not the guy behind the counter. If I have to worry less about some dope fiend cramming a .45 in my face and trying to grab my wallet, well that alright by me.

I love ph4t l3wtZ: Yeah not all my motives are altruistic. I love getting new stuff. New toys, electronics, money, gift cards, clothes, socks (yes I love getting socks), naked pictures of your mom; its all good for me! One thing my parents always got me for Christmas growing up was a magazine subscription. I loved that gift because it kept giving all year round.

Christmas = paid time to NOT work: Let me say the person who thought up PAID days off is perhaps one of my greatest heroes. I get to spend Christmas sitting around, drinking beer, watching football and cramming my face full of food AND I get paid for it. Its almost enough to bring a tear to my eye.

Its a great time to people watch: I love people watching and nothing is better then Christmas time. That fat lady whos kid keeps eating his boogers; priceless. The bratty little girl whos kicking and screaming because Santa isnt coming fast enough; just plain funny. Your aunt who spiked the eggnog and is now passed out in the front yard; doesnt get any better then that.

Remember boys and girls, Christmas is a great time to hang out with friends and family and have a good time. Unless of course your homeless, in which case life probably sucks right now because its cold outside.

SteelPad QcK Review


While searching for mousepads one day, I came across a company called SteelSeries that specializes in professional gaming gear. As I have said before, there are people out there playing video games for a living, so it’s really no surprise that there would be companies dedicated to these folks. Now, except for some occasional daydreaming, I’m pretty much your run-of-the-mill casual gamer. I do love me some peripherals though and can appreciate an excellent mousepad. SteelSeries just happens to be in the business of making excellent mousepads and was kind enough to send me a Steelpad QcK to review.

For the longest time, I used a Microthin WowPad! as my primary mousepad. If you look back through previous posts, you will see where I have praised that pad for its measurements. It’s big enough to comfortably use two mice on and is truly “microthin”. I bring this up simply for comparison purposes and to let you know where I’ve been. For the past few months, I’ve been using the Steelpad QcK exclusively, and I think I’ve road-tested it enough. Here’s my two cents.

The Good
The first thing I noticed about the QcK is how closely it matches the size of my previous pad. At 11.2” by 12.6”, there’s plenty of room on this pad for two mice, which is the major draw for me. For someone who likes to be able to use their desktop and laptop simultaneously, regular mousepads just don’t cut it. What I love is the fact that this pad is pretty much the SteelPad standard. Their “medium” is what most companies would consider a “large”. One of my major complaints with my WowPad! is the fact that it’s as big as it gets. Trust me, I’ve actually inquired about it. On the other hand, if the QcK isn’t big enough for you, then “super-size” it. SteelSeries has got you covered! With the way my desk is setup, it’s also extremely important that I use a thin mousepad. Although the QcK is slightly thicker than my other pad, it’s definitely the thinnest cloth pad I’ve ever seen. At 0.07”, I’m able to open a drawer right over top of it and you hardly notice it’s there. This is the perfect pad for LAN cafes and cluttered desks where space is at a premium.

The next thing I noticed is just how comfortable the pad is. The slim profile and use of cloth really makes this a pleasant pad to use. It’s hard to describe, but my other pad just felt really harsh sometimes. I don’t feel any of that with the QcK. The pad is smooth to the touch but it’s important to point out that this pad is really intended for low-sensitivity users. I almost never set my mouse above 800dpi, so it works perfect for me. The pad is also very stable and isn’t prone to sliding around.

All in all, I think the QcK is a premium, high-quality mousepad. If you’re like me, when you think of cloth mousepads, you think back to the god-awful things you used in the college computer labs or at work as an operator. That is simply not the case here. This is a very durable pad, and I’m willing to bet it can hang in there for the long haul.

The Bad
This is the part where I talk about some of the problems that one experiences with cloth mousepads. Unlike my other pad, the QcK has a tendency to get dirty and pick up stray crumbs. That’s not a knock against the QcK so much, as it’s a knock against cloth pads in general. You would get the same results if you laid a black T-shirt out on your desk and used it as your mousepad. Just keep in mind that you’ll need to shake out the QcK from time to time, much like a rug. It’s a minor annoyance but definitely not a deal breaker.

As I mentioned earlier, this is a high-quality mousepad and quality comes at a price. At $15 US, the pad may be a little expensive for the casual user. This is a very subjective point to hinge on though, because it’s all about what people are willing to spend. I’ll gladly pay $15 for a really nice mousepad, but I’m not so sure if the majority of gamers would agree. You also have to take into consideration the fact that this stuff is really geared towards the professional gamers and not someone working in Excel. For a pro gamer, it’s an investment.

My biggest complaint with the QcK would probably get laughed at by pro gamers. It’s not very pretty to look at. I realize that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I think a lot of people would agree that the mousepad just doesn’t offer much in terms of aesthetics. The pad is simply black with the SteelSeries logo in the bottom left corner. When you compare it to something like the SteelPad 5L, it just can’t compete. If you order enough of them, I’m sure you can get whatever you want on the pad, but it would be nice for the average Joe to have some variety. I realize that this is simply a matter of personal taste, but it’s the closest thing to a deal breaker for me.

The Bottom Line
The SteelPad QcK has a lot to offer someone who’s looking for a really nice, cloth mousepad. It’s thin, comfortable, and durable. It comes in several sizes and has a non-skid base. If you’re a high-roller and have your mouse set to 1600dpi, then you might be better off with something like the SteelPad 5L. At $15, it’s hard for me to justify the price when it only comes in one style. That may sound really superficial, but I think some different designs and colors would really help sell the product. A black, cloth mousepad just doesn’t look as good six months down the road, as it did when you first opened the box. Ultimately, I think the SteelPad QcK is a great product that could be fantastic with a few cosmetic upgrades.

8.0 out of 10 (Great)

*** Update ***

A representative for SteelSeries informed me that the design for the SteelPad QcK was ultimately chosen with cooperation from top gamers, who decided to go for a more timeless design. So, maybe I’m in a class all by myself. It wouldn’t be the first time.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

The Finest Of Last Gen!

Recently my xbox 360 started doing its impression of The Matrix, complete with flashy, green text scrolling vertically down the screen. I had to send the unit off for repair and therefore have been inclined to play some older xbox titles. Here's 3 brief reviews for original xbox games that no one is playing:

Thrillville: Great game! It's like the old Roller Coaster Tycoon, only with 3D graphics. Kudos to Lucas Arts for this one! Rather than looking down on your theme part from a god's eye view, you're actually running around in it like a third-person action game. Each attraction you build in your park is actually its own mini-game that you're free to walk up to and play. You can also ride all of your rides and talk to each guest to see what they like and hate about your park. The graphics are really good for original Xbox and the sounds and gameplay are surprisingly fun.

Spy Hunter: Nowhere To Run: I'm not ashamed to say I like The Rock. Although I'm NOT a fan of wrestling, he's still a great action star and he works really well in this game. I've only played the first few levels but so far, I really like it. The driving and shooting controls work really well together and the graphics are impressive (althought the explosions could use a little more work). I haven't gotten to the levels where the Rock is out of the car and beating people up, but I've seen developer reviews describe the motion capture used with The Rock as he pummels bad guys a thousand different ways and it sounds like a blast. It all looks really good. It may not be the graphical blockbuster of the year, but its fun to play and has the overall feeling of the old Spy Hunter. The wheel spikes are a nice touch too!

Family Guy: Just plain funny. The graphics, sounds and music are spot on to the TV show and if you think the jokes are dirty on TV, then these will blow you away with laughter because they're actually worse in the game. One level involves helping Stewie escape a hospital. You have to leap from one pregnant woman's belly to the next and each time you land, babies rocket out of the ladies wombs right onto the floor. It's one of the funniest moments you'll ever have in a video game.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Viral gaming is here...

Small Arms was released last week over Xbox Live Arcade and rapidly jumped up into the top 5 of the most downloaded arcade games. Its a great game in the same vein as Super Smash Brothers Melee only more violent and with guns. One thing it does which is fairly new is it introduces a virulant achievement. The day the game launched several of the developers went online to play the game. Everytime they played with someone they "infected" those people with an achievement called "Six Degrees of Small Arms". Then those people would infect the next group they played with and so on.

Its a cool concept and it must have spread like wildfire because I got infected the first game I played online. No gamer points for it though. Check out Small Arms, its the second best $10 you will spend on the Arcade this year.

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/s/smallarmslivearcadexbox360/default.htm

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Another Teen Smarter Than Me

This one created nuclear fusion in his parent's basement.

I don't' know about you guys, but anytime a teen somewhere in the world does something great (and creating nuclear fusion in your parent's basement is pretty damned great) - I'm always left wondering if he's a typical teen or some type of prodigy. Does he have a myspace page? Is he hyped up on ecstasy and does he think listening to 80s music makes him seem cool and quirky? Does he wear his ballcap slightly sideways and walk around school quoting Dave Chapelle while contemplating how he's going to score his next supply of deuterium gas? Probably.

Well good job Kid. Now here's a nickel. Go buy yourself a used mamogram x-ray machine off ebay for your next big scientific breakthrough.

Monday, November 20, 2006

All your hazardous materials are belong to me....

In a twist which surely spells doom for the majority of the planet, guess who is the newest certified hazardous waste worker? Thats right someone saw fit to give me some actual responsibility and stuck me in a training course so I could have a little piece of paper which proves I know not to eat yellow snow (or green mud, or drink orange water).

Dont know your Methyl Ethyl Ketone from your Trichloroethylene (both will kill you) well Im the man to call. Do you constantly confuse 29 CFR 1910.120 and 29 CFR 1910.133??? Well we've all made THAT mistake a time or two. Do you think PPM is a weapon used on Babylon 5 (thats PPC) or mg/kg is your bosses brain/body mass ratio (well it probably is)? Ohh the interesting things you learn in HAZMAT Training.

One thing I did learn is that the guys walking around in those spacesuits are probably not paid enough. Those things completely suck. Its hot, its heavy and its hard as hell to move. The worst part of it all was the cut down time I had to play Gears of War all week.

Remember boys and girls the next time you have a hazardous material spill call me at 1-888-U-ALL-DIE.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

etienne de rocher

Etienne de Rocher is another fresh sound from Fog City Records - the label that puts out some of the best music you've never heard of before.

Recorded in studios, basements, and ostrich farms with some of the best musicians in the Bay Area - including Todd Roper (Cake) and Todd Sickafoose (Ani DiFranco) - this is, at long last, the album that Etienne turned down a major label deal for, to make it his way and in his own good time. The story starts in Tuscaloosa, pitstops at the Physics lab at UC Berkeley, and now continues with the release of his debut on Fog City
(from fogworld.com)


Give this one a free listen here if you feel like trying something new. I really like it. It's half mellow and half soul/funk. I dig the snare popping, accoustic guitar grooves and his voice is spot on. Some songs are mellower than others and some take a listen or 2 to really fall in love with, but they're all well-crafted tunes. Can't wait to find out more about this guy ... most of all how to pronounce his name.

Friday, November 17, 2006

XBOX 360 - 7, PS3 - 0

With the launch of the PS3 today, I'm sure everyone is eager to see what it has to offer. Well, so far nothing it has to offer as launch titles are equal to their counterpart on the 360. The 6 PS3 launch titles that are currently available for 360 all received higher reviews from IGN.com for the 360 version. Here is the breakdown:

______________360 ______ PS3________
Madden '07 _______8.5 _______8.3_________
Tiger Woods ______ 8.5 _______8.3_________
NFS Carbon _______8.2 _______7.9_________
Marvel UA ________8.2 _______7.9_________
Tony Hawk 8 ______7.8________7.0_________
NHL 2K7 _________8.9________8.6_________

Also, Call of Duty 3 is available for both, but IGN hasn't reviewed it yet for PS3. Lucky for us Gamespot has! The 360 version received an 8.8 while the PS3 version couldnt match up yet again with an 8.2. Here are some of the comments from the PS3 review:

"Call of Duty 3's visuals are great, though a problematic frame rate leaves the game looking decidedly less impressive than it does on the Xbox 360."

"Call of Duty 3's online component is more robust on the Xbox 360, but there's still a lot to like on the PlayStation 3. Twenty-four people can play online, but whereas four players per Xbox 360 could go online, just one person can play on a single PS3, and there's no ranked play."

"It's worth noting that we encountered a handful of bugs in the single-player campaign. None of these prevented the game from being completed, but they did force us to restart levels from previously saved checkpoints. In several instances our soldier got stuck in the floor, and we got temporarily stuck a few times because a computer-controlled soldier had stopped in front of us, while another stopped right behind us. The most annoying glitch was that the CPU can occasionally see and shoot through walls and doors, which lead to many frustrating deaths."

"There are a couple of visual issues that mar the otherwise great graphics. Key amongst these is the erratic frame rate. It was fast and mostly smooth on the 360, but the game's extremely choppy on the PlayStation 3. This problem isn't limited to hectic battle sequences either--it'll chug in rooms that are completely empty."


I know its only a few games, but I think that it is very interesting to see that the 360 got a better review on EVERY SINGLE ONE!

Let the console wars begin!

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Maddox Takes On Sony


And the results are hilarious.

I'm always amazed by his ability to succinctly capture the essence of an issue. That image alone pretty much says it all. It's like he's in direct contact with the zeitgeist. I wish the zeitgeist would call me. You would think that a hot, steamy night in Calcutta would earn me at least ONE PHONE CALL!

Friday, November 10, 2006

Emergence Day is Upon Us

If you've been wondering what this Emergence Day business is all about, then here you go. I don't know if there's ever been anything quite like this on Xbox Live. For those of you who aren't keen on clicking links mid-post, it's basically a 24-hour Gears of War event. There's going to be tournaments, prizes, exclusive content, videos, and the chance to play with Dave Mustaine from Megadeth and with some of the folks from Epic (including "Cliffy B"). It's all going down this Sunday, November 12th, at 12:01 A.M. I'll see you beeches there, man!

(BTW, I realize it's been a VERY long time since I last posted. There's really no excuse for it. I assure you that I'm taking steps now to resolve the situation. I've got several things lined up for you guys that will hopefully make up for my absence. So with that said, let's get back to the gaming. There's literally thousands of peeps out there that haven't felt the warm embrace of my chainsaw yet, and I'm an equal opportunity offender.)

If your reading this and not playing Gears of War there is something wrong with you.

Seriously.

Get up, walk over to your Xbox 360 and start playing it now.

Ohh wait you dont own an Xbox 360 or Gears of War.

Then get off your ass and go get one because Gears of War will completely r0X0R your f4c3 off.

Go, stop reading. GO, GO, GO!!!!!!!

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

I think maybe I was wrong about ghosts...

It's technology, thermal imaging and awesome places like Waverly Hills that bring us videos like this. Spooky!